Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids, Adults, Mature Jokes at one place - Happy Christmas Day , Enjoy the Christmas with funny X-mas Jokes.What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season's Bleatings!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!
Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph!
What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Forty feet of track - all straight!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!